When sitting at a bar, I tend to mind my own business. But that doesn't mean I don't hear a lot of wacky stuff. In that spirit, here's a collection of off-the-wall beer-related quips and random quotes, heard throughout Arizona.


"This Coors Light tastes funny."

-Overheard on August 8, 2019 at CAPS Sports Grill from a guy who had ordered a pitcher of Coors Light but got served Bud Light instead. I don't know if it is more sad that he could tell the difference between Coors Light and Bud Light or that he thought Coors Light could ever not taste funny.


"They fermented a batch in a coolship at the top of Mingus Mountain."

-Overheard on July 6, 2019 at THAT Brewery (Cottonwood) from a beer server explaining the extent to which Arizona Wilderness Brewing goes in order to create 'Arizona beer.'


"Do you have any regular beer here?"

-Overheard on April 30, 2019 at Edelweiss Beer Garden, Phoenix, from a customer who unexpectedly realized they were in a German restaurant.